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11.11.2008
adventures in canned goods
makin' soup t'night. soupin' make t'night. nightin' soup t'make. makin' soup t'night.
upon digging in my cupboard, i came upon an unfortunate happenstance. i took a pictoral log. join me, will you?
*exhibit a: an unsuspecting array of canned fruits and vegetables. a-ha! sauerkraut will make an excellent addition to my soup t'night.
*exhibit b: woop? wha? hmmm. it appears as though a tiny sauerkraut-dwelling old man is trying to put his large cigar out from the inside of the can.
*exhibit c: let's take a look at this strange protrusion from multiple angles.
exhibit d: it seems to cast a shadow.
*exhibit e: perhaps it would be helpful to showcase the size of the protrusion in comparison with everyday household items.
exhibit f: the time has come. beware the can opener. and the large hand.
exhibit g: pop! pffffsssst! grind, grind, grind. smell that?
exhibit h: note the abnormal color.
exhibit i: view of the inner acute area.
exhibit j: because we cannot stand the smell much longer, in the disposal it goes.
which really only exacerbates the chemicals
exhibit k: the inner can
exhibit l: collecting a scraping for further analysis
exhibit m: a creamy, grey sedimentary paste
exhibit n: piercing it with the tines of a fork, much like the thin layer on the top of a delicious creme brulee.
exhibit o: tetanus
el fin!
upon digging in my cupboard, i came upon an unfortunate happenstance. i took a pictoral log. join me, will you?
*exhibit a: an unsuspecting array of canned fruits and vegetables. a-ha! sauerkraut will make an excellent addition to my soup t'night.
*exhibit b: woop? wha? hmmm. it appears as though a tiny sauerkraut-dwelling old man is trying to put his large cigar out from the inside of the can.
*exhibit c: let's take a look at this strange protrusion from multiple angles.
exhibit d: it seems to cast a shadow.
*exhibit e: perhaps it would be helpful to showcase the size of the protrusion in comparison with everyday household items.
exhibit f: the time has come. beware the can opener. and the large hand.
exhibit g: pop! pffffsssst! grind, grind, grind. smell that?
exhibit h: note the abnormal color.
exhibit i: view of the inner acute area.
exhibit j: because we cannot stand the smell much longer, in the disposal it goes.
which really only exacerbates the chemicals
exhibit k: the inner can
exhibit l: collecting a scraping for further analysis
exhibit m: a creamy, grey sedimentary paste
exhibit n: piercing it with the tines of a fork, much like the thin layer on the top of a delicious creme brulee.
exhibit o: tetanus
el fin!
Labels: contains photo, food, pictoral log, unsavory
1 Comments:
That was gross.